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A world famous blogger
will portray
James Bond in the latest
James Bond film
“MASTER OF ALL WORLDS”!
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RASH MANLY,
who wrote both the
screenplay and
song lyrics for the film,
has leaked the details to the
website 22MOON.com.
Rich but evil Mason Master
pays mad Professor Headcheese
to help him build
an army of cloned
super soldiers.
Agent 0011 is sent to
Master’s secret island lair
to check out the operation,
but he disappears.
Agent 007 James Bond
(PEREZ HILTON)
is dispatched to find
the missing agent
and to stop the Master plan…
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SHEMAR MOORE
will portray rich evil
bad guy Mason Master.
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Miss Jane Moneypenny
is portrayed by
Madonna.
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Best friend of Bond
0011 John St. Armstrong
is portrayed by
WENTWORTH MILLER.
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Mad Professor Headcheeze
is portrayed by
ANDY DICK.
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CHYNA DOLL and
BRIGETTE NIELSON
will portray
Mason Master’s female
body guards
Vicious Delicious and
Tower Baby.
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The mutated super strong
monster is portrayed by
CARROT TOP.
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TIM GUNN
portrays
himself as
Bond’s clothier.
“Master Of All Worlds”
theme lyrics
to the tune of
“Thunderball”
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___________Tom Jones
________is doing the vocals.
THUNDERBALL
link in GREEN below
Performed by
TOM JONES
When the Master
Of The World
comes to call,
Presidents and royalty
must bow or fall,
But one country
and one Queen
will not give in,
Till Mister Master
knows that he
can not win.
He spreads evil
the way other men
spread jam,
Mister Master just
does not give a damn,
Only one man
can stop the
Master plan,
And he strikes,
while in a suit
and tan.
A disaster
is Mister Master’s
stock and trade,
When cities
and men die
he gets paid,
His masterpiece
is for no peace at all,
This bastard
wants the world to fall.
But he did not reckon
on one man,
A man who acts
while other men
just stand,
He’s cool yet hot,
This agent of
The Queen,
Taking Mister Master
from the scene
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